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Petty.app icon: a teal app walking away with one palm raised

Petty.app

The app that puts a hand up and keeps walking

Talk To The Hand Ltd.

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Bundle ID 0x2A223a6B6F878b7FE4E159DEB707e762bB6d9e62

Preview

Walks past you
in real time
Petty.app walking off
Talk to the hand,
now at 120Hz
The raised palm
Reads every text.
Replies to none
Petty.app shrugging on yellow
Crossed arms,
now a widget
Two crossed arms

What's New

Version 1.0.3 · 2d ago

Now ignores you faster. Fixed a bug where the app accidentally said "ok" to a friend.

Version History
  1. 1.0.2 Palm raised 14% higher. You can see it from across the room.
  2. 1.0.1 Removed the Reply button. It had never been pressed. We checked.
  3. 1.0.0 Launched. Did not say hello.

Ratings & Reviews

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Any rating becomes one star. House rules.

Opened it to set an alarm. It raised a hand and walked out of frame. Alarm not set. I held the phone up to my face and the app closed its eyes on purpose. Honestly the best eye contact I have gotten from an app all year.

Information

Provider
Talk To The Hand Ltd.
Category
Attitude
Compatibility
Requires Patience 17.0 or later
Price
Free. Your feelings, not so much
Contract
0x2A223a6B6F878b7FE4E159DEB707e762bB6d9e62

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